I've literally been kicking my mom for the last 15 months or so to get started on this blog. All of my new friends need to be kept up-to-date on the latest happenings in the life of Paige. So, here's the beginning.
I've adjusted well to life on the outside during the past six months. I've really gotten the hang of this whole "wearing clothes" thing (not saying I like it), crying in the middle of the night to see which one of my parents runs faster and people always shoving this weird, colorful goop in my face. I guess that last part is called "food." But, what my parents call "food" sure looks a lot better. I keep hearing references to needing these things called "teeth" first before I can have any of this kind of "food."
Because I'm a baby and I'm cute, I'm going to warn you that this blog is not for sensitive eyes. I tell it like I see it.
